Hey there Panthzanos! Or something! It's time for the first ever Gay Panther Gaming contest! Volunteering to help us with this contest is our good friend Dismaster.
Your objective for this contest is to spot as many cereal brand names as you can in the chatlog and the first person to spot every single brand name wins!
But what do you win?
A make your own umlaut kit?
A tub of silicone specifically designed to make lifecasts of Jude Law's eyelashes?
Yes!
If you win you will be sent your very own make your own umlaut kit as well as a tub of silicone specifically tailored to stick to Jude Law's eyelashes (if we can get Jude Law's permission) as well as the loquacious privilege of becoming a mod on the gaypanthergaming channel!
Here is the chatlog, now start finding those cereal brands! Simply post a list of every cereal brand name you find in the chatlog and if you have all of the names that appear WITHOUT adding any extra brands that aren't in the chatlog then you will win all of the fabulous prizes mentioned earlier!
Gay Panther Gaming is not responsible for any pants that are drenched in piss during the reading of the following chatlog:
7:57 Dismaster: y u still here?
7:57 Mod Kingotu: I dunno.
7:57 Dismaster: how u been?
7:58 Mod Kingotu: ok.
» Yourself?
7:58 Dismaster: good
» how was the broadcast
8:00 Mod Kingotu: It was great.
8:00 Dismaster: wat game u play
8:00 Mod Kingotu: Super mario bros wii.
8:00 Dismaster: nice
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Dismaster: how long ago did the broadcast end?
Mod Kingotu: about 14 hours ago.
Dismaster: and u have been sitting here
Mod Kingotu: Yeah.
» I decided against work today.
Dismaster: lol
Mod Kingotu: To keep this place warm.
Dismaster: nice
» but y?
Mod Kingotu: Well, sometimes people come in the channel and steal our ads.
» So someone needs to watch over the place.
Dismaster: all the time
Mod Kingotu: Like 94 percent of the time.
Dismaster: r u realy that bored
Mod Kingotu: No, but I am that pethetic.
» Brb I have to go sponge down my gramma.
Dismaster: ewww
» k
» thanks for the images
Mod Kingotu: Alright back, turns out she just went a little bit in her depends.
» She's a nice old lady regardless though.
Dismaster: ok
» good
» my sis says ur one fucked up guy
Mod Kingotu: Why? Because I take care of my elders?
Dismaster: this is my sis one seec k?
Mod Kingotu: Ok.
Mod Powerpigeon: whoa whoa whoa
» i thought you were keeping guard here king
» who the fuck is this guy
Mod Kingotu: Oh shit. I was. He's cool.
» I swear.
Mod Powerpigeon: you didnt let him near the jade mine did you?
Mod Kingotu: No sir, but our potassium deposits are a little short since 4:30.
Dismaster: waaa?
Mod Powerpigeon: well unshort it
Dismaster: hey power
Mod Powerpigeon: we're second to khazakhstan in the potassium exporting industry
Mod Kingotu: But all other countries have inferior potassium!
Dismaster: wtf r u guys talking about
Mod Powerpigeon: yo
Mod Kingotu: mama
» DAAYYYM
Mod Powerpigeon: dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuumn
Dismaster: waaa
Mod Kingotu: No but seriously, our K deposits are down.
» Mostly likely due to the beaver dam incident last night.
Mod Powerpigeon: hm
» what about the special k?
Dismaster: wat incident?
Mod Kingotu: It's Totally gone.
Mod Powerpigeon: it must be a fruit loop
» whatever happens we have to remain cheeri
» o's
Mod Kingotu: No, but I do have my lucky charm out today.
Dismaster: im confused
Mod Powerpigeon: yknow that coco guy that was trying to steal our weetabix?
» i want you to pop a cap in his ass
» i want you to pop coco
» until coco pops
Mod Kingotu: I'll make him into a burnt asian. A rice loving krispy.
Dismaster: sure
Mod Powerpigeon: to be frank, that's enough berry.
Dismaster: wth
Mod Kingotu: Alright alright, I'll lay off the pops and stop talking smacks.
Mod Powerpigeon: if you put in any more berry
» im going to choc you, la.
Mod Kingotu: Only if you raisen my bran dude.
» I don't make nearly as much as Crunch does.
Mod Powerpigeon: raisen your bran?
» thats something a sweet gay would say
» a sugar puff, if you will.
Dismaster: lol
» y is it only us three?
» and no broadcast
Mod Kingotu: I told you I'm watching the chat.
Dismaster: ???
Mod Kingotu: I have to protect it from honeys and bunches and oates.
Dismaster: wat about pigeon
» ???
Mod Powerpigeon: well im here to make sure any guy that messes with us is ripped to shreddies
Mod Kingotu: He'll frost em. Those flakes.
Dismaster: lol
Mod Powerpigeon: i'll stomp on their wee toes
Dismaster: ok i get it
» well ill be on my way
Mod Powerpigeon: noooo
Dismaster: y?
Mod Powerpigeon: we need your help
Dismaster: to do?
Mod Powerpigeon: guard this place
Dismaster: ok ill stay
» how long????
Mod Powerpigeon: until suckygamer gets here
Dismaster: then wat happens
» then
Mod Powerpigeon: then we cap ten crunches
Mod Kingotu: He uses several trix btw.
Dismaster: when he gets here do i still have to stay?
Mod Powerpigeon: you can go when he renews his tree grain
Dismaster: his wat
Mod Kingotu: His reese puffs man.
» You know what we mean.
Dismaster: no
Mod Powerpigeon: yknow his "sugar crisp"
» his "golden nuggets"
Dismaster shakes his head no
Mod Kingotu: His flintstone pebbles if you will...
Dismaster: no
Mod Powerpigeon: lets say hypothetically that hes trying to regenerate his corn flakes
» if you catch my drift
Dismaster: his balls?
Mod Kingotu: Yeah, kix his balls.
Dismaster: ok
» y r u guys talking in code?
» brb
» bak
Mod Powerpigeon: because we are working for Cuk E. Crisp
Dismaster: that makes no sense
Mod Powerpigeon: he's better known as Golden Graham on jtv
Mod Kingotu: He sends our chex.
Dismaster: the owner of jtv?
Mod Kingotu: Yeah. He has large grape nuts.
Mod Powerpigeon: king is your nes fixed?
Mod Kingotu: yes.
Mod Powerpigeon: wow that was quik
Mod Kingotu: Yeah well, I dont have life.
Mod Powerpigeon: I've been playing alot of quake lately
» i downloaded an expansion for it called quaker
Mod Kingotu: Have you been playing with Sir Grapefellow?
Mod Powerpigeon: no but i like the way that game handles the notes system. it notes so simple
Mod Kingotu: There needs to be smorez weapons in that game.
Mod Powerpigeon: they held a weapon making contest once my entry was punch crunch
Mod Kingotu: Was that your smart start slecection?
Mod Powerpigeon: yeah it was a rocky road getting there though
Mod Kingotu: Did it get tripplez from the judges?
Mod Powerpigeon: maypo....
» *maybe....
Mod Kingotu: I hope so, Tony Turborz is kind of a dick.
Mod Powerpigeon: yeah hes got a real bloated eggo
Mod Kingotu: Just curious, did you see the orange blossom's this year.
Mod Powerpigeon: yeah it was brimming with tiger power
Mod Kingotu: Yeah it kind of made me feel like the hulk
Mod Powerpigeon: thats a smart start
Mod Kingotu: You think so my little honey nut?
» my honey nut cluster you.
Mod Powerpigeon: honey? *smacks*
Dismaster: wow
Mod Kingotu: ?
Dismaster: kingotu: You think so my little honey nut?» my honey nut cluster you
Mod Kingotu: Oh, sorry honey graham, I wont let pige come in our way again
Dismaster stabs king
Mod Powerpigeon: jesus king you're all fruit and no fiber
Mod Kingotu: Ok ok guise. How about you go halfsies on me.
Dismaster face palms
Mod Powerpigeon: im not going anywhere near those ice cream cones
Mod Kingotu: You guys are just fruit brutes.
Dismaster: whats
Mod Powerpigeon: you're a fruit and a nut
Mod Kingotu: Well, well, you are a fruity marshmellow crispy.
Mod Powerpigeon: only in my muffets
Dismaster: marshmallow is how its spelled
» >.>
» <.<
Mod Kingotu: well whoopdidie cruncharoo
Dismaster: thats just sad
Mod Powerpigeon: dont go all wild animal crunch on him bro
Dismaster: oh if ur trying to piss me off its not working
» its 3:00 am and i dont give a shit
Mod Kingotu: Im not. I just want you to get bear naked.
Mod Powerpigeon: cool your jets bro i was talking to king
Dismaster: i know
» it just early
Mod Kingotu: Sometimes I get banania too man.
» Its ok.
Dismaster: lol
Mod Kingotu: Alright, just to get it our there though
» Wanna be body buddies?
Dismaster: whats?
Mod Powerpigeon: theyre people that do apple jacks together
Mod Kingotu: yeah and just follow the basic 4 rules.
Dismaster: wat rules?
Mod Kingotu: Number 1: Dont be such a bunelito all the time.
Dismaster: bunelito means asshole right?
Mod Kingotu: Yeah. but it also means hidden treasures.
Dismaster: ok
» number2?
Mod Kingotu: Number 3 You gotta do cracka jacks every day.
Dismaster: wats number 2?
Mod Powerpigeon: 3? you count like chocula
Mod Kingotu: Number 2 you have to do number 4 till your corn bursts
Dismaster: wats 4
Mod Powerpigeon: 4 is bust a nut on your honey
Dismaster: ahh r u guys gay?
Mod Kingotu: You also have to do it in front of baron vonredberry
Dismaster: or perverted?
Mod Kingotu: No I just like to feel like king vitamin sometimes.
Dismaster: ok
Mod Powerpigeon: my fruity pebbles are tingling
Mod Kingotu: So are my moonstones.
Dismaster: is that good or bad?
Mod Powerpigeon: brb need to go to the toilet to pull my morning funnies
Mod Kingotu: Dont pull too hard or youll need mickeys magic to put it back on
Mod Powerpigeon: wow man i just blew total honey clusters all over the place
Mod Kingotu: Lol, stop being such a muffet.
Mod Powerpigeon: why are you so obsessed with my toasties?
Mod Kingotu: Oops. I let my secrect out that I like all berries, huh?
Mod Powerpigeon: oh dont even start
Mod Kingotu: You just dont like the thought of being around an oreo os.
Mod Powerpigeon: thats true i prefer being around organic wild puffs
Mod Kingotu: Ill just hang out with my other quangaroos.
Mod Powerpigeon: OKs.
Mod Kingotu: Yesterday I shit out the hugest oatibix
Mod Powerpigeon: jesus honey, was it in bunches of oats or what?
» when i do that i hate it when the honey combs
Mod Kingotu: Well it looked marshmellow blasted, possibly some fruit in there, maybe in loops.
Mod Powerpigeon: woa the whole optivita huh?
Mod Kingotu: yeah a real mud and bugs situation.
Mod Powerpigeon: you might need to get some surgery done on your mueslix
Mod Kingotu: Dont they use product 19 to do surgerys nowadays though?
Mod Powerpigeon: no their pep got maximize since then
Mod Kingotu: Well quakers Ohs man, quaker ohs.
Mod Powerpigeon: just make sure they dont force the most moonstones out of your puffed rice
Mod Kingotu: Whatever vector you are such a team flake sometimes.
Mod Powerpigeon: alright ya smart start just ready your brek alright?
Mod Kingotu: over my superman stars.
Mod Powerpigeon: yeah well special k red berries yo momma
Mod Kingotu: Well you can go spinkle sprangles your uncle.
Mod Powerpigeon: go ahead and give into your temptations you fuckin french vanilla
» dude i just peeled back my foreskin and found a bunch of pink panther flakes
Mod Kingotu: Was that on top of tonys cinamin cruncherS?
Mod Powerpigeon: it was closer to the reptar crunch region
» from when i popped jessica's rice bubble
Mod Kingotu: sounds like a real tiny toons adventure
Mod Powerpigeon: dismaster are you still there or are you vanilly crunchin your urkel-os?
Mod Kingotu: Maybe hes playing with his uncle sam or his undercover bear
Mod Powerpigeon: or his penis
» my cousin has this thing where he talks with a quisp
Mod Kingotu: THats really wackies.
Mod Powerpigeon: a quisp is like a lisp except totally exaggerated to pop tarts crunch level
Mod Kingotu: # Fiber One - General Mills
» # Colossal Crunch - Malt-O-Meal
Mod Powerpigeon: POWDERED DONUTZ
» PRO STARZ
Mod Kingotu: # Comet Balls - Spix/Sulava & Company (2006-Present)
Mod Powerpigeon: RICE HONEYS
» RICE KRINKLES
» SPECIAL K PROTEIN PLUS
Mod Kingotu: # Crispy Wheats 'n' Raisins - (no longer in production)
Mod Powerpigeon: SUGAR JETS
Mod Kingotu: # Fruity Pebbles - Post Cereals (1970-Present)
Mod Powerpigeon: total
Mod Kingotu: # Guardian Cinnamon with a hint of vanilla flavour - Canada - Kelloggs
Mod Powerpigeon: TOTAL
» TOTAL CINNAMON CRUNCH
» TOTAL CRANBERRY CRUNCH
» TOTAL HONEY CLUSTERS
» TOTAL RAISIN BRAN
» TRIPLES
» TRIX
» TWINKLES
Mod Kingotu: # Krusty-O's - fictional breakfast cereal, one of the many products produced from The Simpsons. This cereal was produced in limited quantities and sold at 7-Eleven convenience stores as a promotional item for The Simpsons Movie.
Mod Powerpigeon: Tony's Turboz is a breakfast cereal produced by Kelloggs. It is advertised as having balanced nutrients that make a complete meal replacement. This brand-name food or drink product-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
Mod Kingotu: # Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter Blast Cereal - Kellogg's (2006-2007)
» # Mr. T Cereal - Quaker Oats
Mod Powerpigeon: Fire and Ice, released in 1983, was a collaboration between Ralph Bakshi and Frank Frazetta, distributed by 20th Century Fox, which also distributed 1977's Wizards. The animated feature, based on characters Bakshi and Frazetta co-created, was made using the process of rotoscoping, in which scenes were shot in live action and then traced onto animation cels. The screenplay was written by Gerry Conway and Roy Thomas, both of whom had written Conan stories for Marvel Comics. Background painter was James Gurney, the author and artist of the famous Dinotopia illustrated novels. Thomas Kinkade also worked on the backgrounds to various scenes. As with 1977's Wizards, the film was rated PG by the MPAA.
» Plot From their stronghold in Icepeak, the evil Queen Juliana and her son Nekron send forth a wave of glaciers, forcing humanity to retreat south towards the equator. Nekron sends a delegation to King Jarol in Firekeep to request his surrender, but this is really a ruse for Nekron’s sub-humans to kidnap Jarol’s daughter, the barefoot, microkini-wearing Princess Teegra. But Teegra makes an escape and comes upon Larn, the only survivor of a village razed by glaciers, who offers to escort her back to Firekeep. As Teegra is recaptured, Larn teams with the mysterious Darkwolf to save Teegra and then travel to Icepeak to stop Juliana. Darkwolf faces Nekron and kills him as Icepeak succumbs to lava released by King Jarol and is destroyed. The film finishes with Larn about to kill a sub-human until Teegra stops him saying that "it's over"; Darkwolf is seen atop a cliff and then disappears. Teegra and Larn kiss as the credits roll.
» Voice Cast Randy Norton as Larn Cynthia Leake as Teegra Steve Sandor as Darkwolf Sean Hannon as Nekron Leo Gordon as Jarol William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn Eileen O'Reill as Queen Juliana Elizabeth Lloyd Shaw as Roleil Micky Morton as Otwa Tamarah Park as Tutor Big Yank as Monga Greg Wayne Elam as Pako
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
Jtv: Your message was not sent because it is identical to the previous one you sent, less than 30 seconds ago.
Mod Powerpigeon: William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of LarnWilliam Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of LarnWilliam Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of LarnWilliam Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of LarnWilliam Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
Mod Kingotu: # Mr. Wonderfull's Suprize - General Mills (1970s)
Mod Powerpigeon: william ostrander is also known as mr wonderful surprise
» Jerry Beck wrote, "The plot is standard [...] recalling nothing so much as a more graphic episode of Filmation's He-Man series. [...] Fire and Ice essentially stands as a footnote to the spate of barbarian films that followed in the wake of Arnold Schwarzenegger's appearance as Conan."[2]
Mod Kingotu: Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cerea...
» Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cerea...
» Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cereal Cerea...
Mod Powerpigeon: CEREAL AND MILK
» CEREAL AND MILLLLLLLLK
» CEREEEAAAALLLL ANNND MIIIILK
» MILK AND CEREAL
» CEREAL AND MILK
» CEREAL AND MILK"
Mod Kingotu: Thank you everyone.
» I was an honor.
» Milk and Cereal.
Mod Powerpigeon: Cereal and milk.
Mod Kingotu: Cereal
Mod Powerpigeon: and
Mod Kingotu: Milk.
Mod Powerpigeon: Cereal
Mod Kingotu: and
Mod Powerpigeon: mi
Mod Kingotu: lk
Mod Powerpigeon: CEREAL PUNS
» FUCKING CEREAL PUNS
» WAS IT NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS
» GAW
» FUCKING
Mod Kingotu: D
Mod Powerpigeon: GOD
» DAMN IT
» ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
» GGGGGGG
Mod Kingotu: Also cocks.
Your objective for this contest is to spot as many cereal brand names as you can in the chatlog and the first person to spot every single brand name wins!
But what do you win?
A make your own umlaut kit?
A tub of silicone specifically designed to make lifecasts of Jude Law's eyelashes?
Yes!
If you win you will be sent your very own make your own umlaut kit as well as a tub of silicone specifically tailored to stick to Jude Law's eyelashes (if we can get Jude Law's permission) as well as the loquacious privilege of becoming a mod on the gaypanthergaming channel!
Here is the chatlog, now start finding those cereal brands! Simply post a list of every cereal brand name you find in the chatlog and if you have all of the names that appear WITHOUT adding any extra brands that aren't in the chatlog then you will win all of the fabulous prizes mentioned earlier!
Gay Panther Gaming is not responsible for any pants that are drenched in piss during the reading of the following chatlog:
7:57 Dismaster: y u still here?
7:57 Mod Kingotu: I dunno.
7:57 Dismaster: how u been?
7:58 Mod Kingotu: ok.
» Yourself?
7:58 Dismaster: good
» how was the broadcast
8:00 Mod Kingotu: It was great.
8:00 Dismaster: wat game u play
8:00 Mod Kingotu: Super mario bros wii.
8:00 Dismaster: nice
Jtv: gaypanthergaming says, Follow us on Twitter so you'll know when we're on http://twitter.com/gaypanthergamin and favourite the channel so we can feel good inside.
Dismaster: how long ago did the broadcast end?
Mod Kingotu: about 14 hours ago.
Dismaster: and u have been sitting here
Mod Kingotu: Yeah.
» I decided against work today.
Dismaster: lol
Mod Kingotu: To keep this place warm.
Dismaster: nice
» but y?
Mod Kingotu: Well, sometimes people come in the channel and steal our ads.
» So someone needs to watch over the place.
Dismaster: all the time
Mod Kingotu: Like 94 percent of the time.
Dismaster: r u realy that bored
Mod Kingotu: No, but I am that pethetic.
» Brb I have to go sponge down my gramma.
Dismaster: ewww
» k
» thanks for the images
Mod Kingotu: Alright back, turns out she just went a little bit in her depends.
» She's a nice old lady regardless though.
Dismaster: ok
» good
» my sis says ur one fucked up guy
Mod Kingotu: Why? Because I take care of my elders?
Dismaster: this is my sis one seec k?
Mod Kingotu: Ok.
Mod Powerpigeon: whoa whoa whoa
» i thought you were keeping guard here king
» who the fuck is this guy
Mod Kingotu: Oh shit. I was. He's cool.
» I swear.
Mod Powerpigeon: you didnt let him near the jade mine did you?
Mod Kingotu: No sir, but our potassium deposits are a little short since 4:30.
Dismaster: waaa?
Mod Powerpigeon: well unshort it
Dismaster: hey power
Mod Powerpigeon: we're second to khazakhstan in the potassium exporting industry
Mod Kingotu: But all other countries have inferior potassium!
Dismaster: wtf r u guys talking about
Mod Powerpigeon: yo
Mod Kingotu: mama
» DAAYYYM
Mod Powerpigeon: dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuumn
Dismaster: waaa
Mod Kingotu: No but seriously, our K deposits are down.
» Mostly likely due to the beaver dam incident last night.
Mod Powerpigeon: hm
» what about the special k?
Dismaster: wat incident?
Mod Kingotu: It's Totally gone.
Mod Powerpigeon: it must be a fruit loop
» whatever happens we have to remain cheeri
» o's
Mod Kingotu: No, but I do have my lucky charm out today.
Dismaster: im confused
Mod Powerpigeon: yknow that coco guy that was trying to steal our weetabix?
» i want you to pop a cap in his ass
» i want you to pop coco
» until coco pops
Mod Kingotu: I'll make him into a burnt asian. A rice loving krispy.
Dismaster: sure
Mod Powerpigeon: to be frank, that's enough berry.
Dismaster: wth
Mod Kingotu: Alright alright, I'll lay off the pops and stop talking smacks.
Mod Powerpigeon: if you put in any more berry
» im going to choc you, la.
Mod Kingotu: Only if you raisen my bran dude.
» I don't make nearly as much as Crunch does.
Mod Powerpigeon: raisen your bran?
» thats something a sweet gay would say
» a sugar puff, if you will.
Dismaster: lol
» y is it only us three?
» and no broadcast
Mod Kingotu: I told you I'm watching the chat.
Dismaster: ???
Mod Kingotu: I have to protect it from honeys and bunches and oates.
Dismaster: wat about pigeon
» ???
Mod Powerpigeon: well im here to make sure any guy that messes with us is ripped to shreddies
Mod Kingotu: He'll frost em. Those flakes.
Dismaster: lol
Mod Powerpigeon: i'll stomp on their wee toes
Dismaster: ok i get it
» well ill be on my way
Mod Powerpigeon: noooo
Dismaster: y?
Mod Powerpigeon: we need your help
Dismaster: to do?
Mod Powerpigeon: guard this place
Dismaster: ok ill stay
» how long????
Mod Powerpigeon: until suckygamer gets here
Dismaster: then wat happens
» then
Mod Powerpigeon: then we cap ten crunches
Mod Kingotu: He uses several trix btw.
Dismaster: when he gets here do i still have to stay?
Mod Powerpigeon: you can go when he renews his tree grain
Dismaster: his wat
Mod Kingotu: His reese puffs man.
» You know what we mean.
Dismaster: no
Mod Powerpigeon: yknow his "sugar crisp"
» his "golden nuggets"
Dismaster shakes his head no
Mod Kingotu: His flintstone pebbles if you will...
Dismaster: no
Mod Powerpigeon: lets say hypothetically that hes trying to regenerate his corn flakes
» if you catch my drift
Dismaster: his balls?
Mod Kingotu: Yeah, kix his balls.
Dismaster: ok
» y r u guys talking in code?
» brb
» bak
Mod Powerpigeon: because we are working for Cuk E. Crisp
Dismaster: that makes no sense
Mod Powerpigeon: he's better known as Golden Graham on jtv
Mod Kingotu: He sends our chex.
Dismaster: the owner of jtv?
Mod Kingotu: Yeah. He has large grape nuts.
Mod Powerpigeon: king is your nes fixed?
Mod Kingotu: yes.
Mod Powerpigeon: wow that was quik
Mod Kingotu: Yeah well, I dont have life.
Mod Powerpigeon: I've been playing alot of quake lately
» i downloaded an expansion for it called quaker
Mod Kingotu: Have you been playing with Sir Grapefellow?
Mod Powerpigeon: no but i like the way that game handles the notes system. it notes so simple
Mod Kingotu: There needs to be smorez weapons in that game.
Mod Powerpigeon: they held a weapon making contest once my entry was punch crunch
Mod Kingotu: Was that your smart start slecection?
Mod Powerpigeon: yeah it was a rocky road getting there though
Mod Kingotu: Did it get tripplez from the judges?
Mod Powerpigeon: maypo....
» *maybe....
Mod Kingotu: I hope so, Tony Turborz is kind of a dick.
Mod Powerpigeon: yeah hes got a real bloated eggo
Mod Kingotu: Just curious, did you see the orange blossom's this year.
Mod Powerpigeon: yeah it was brimming with tiger power
Mod Kingotu: Yeah it kind of made me feel like the hulk
Mod Powerpigeon: thats a smart start
Mod Kingotu: You think so my little honey nut?
» my honey nut cluster you.
Mod Powerpigeon: honey? *smacks*
Dismaster: wow
Mod Kingotu: ?
Dismaster: kingotu: You think so my little honey nut?» my honey nut cluster you
Mod Kingotu: Oh, sorry honey graham, I wont let pige come in our way again
Dismaster stabs king
Mod Powerpigeon: jesus king you're all fruit and no fiber
Mod Kingotu: Ok ok guise. How about you go halfsies on me.
Dismaster face palms
Mod Powerpigeon: im not going anywhere near those ice cream cones
Mod Kingotu: You guys are just fruit brutes.
Dismaster: whats
Mod Powerpigeon: you're a fruit and a nut
Mod Kingotu: Well, well, you are a fruity marshmellow crispy.
Mod Powerpigeon: only in my muffets
Dismaster: marshmallow is how its spelled
» >.>
» <.<
Mod Kingotu: well whoopdidie cruncharoo
Dismaster: thats just sad
Mod Powerpigeon: dont go all wild animal crunch on him bro
Dismaster: oh if ur trying to piss me off its not working
» its 3:00 am and i dont give a shit
Mod Kingotu: Im not. I just want you to get bear naked.
Mod Powerpigeon: cool your jets bro i was talking to king
Dismaster: i know
» it just early
Mod Kingotu: Sometimes I get banania too man.
» Its ok.
Dismaster: lol
Mod Kingotu: Alright, just to get it our there though
» Wanna be body buddies?
Dismaster: whats?
Mod Powerpigeon: theyre people that do apple jacks together
Mod Kingotu: yeah and just follow the basic 4 rules.
Dismaster: wat rules?
Mod Kingotu: Number 1: Dont be such a bunelito all the time.
Dismaster: bunelito means asshole right?
Mod Kingotu: Yeah. but it also means hidden treasures.
Dismaster: ok
» number2?
Mod Kingotu: Number 3 You gotta do cracka jacks every day.
Dismaster: wats number 2?
Mod Powerpigeon: 3? you count like chocula
Mod Kingotu: Number 2 you have to do number 4 till your corn bursts
Dismaster: wats 4
Mod Powerpigeon: 4 is bust a nut on your honey
Dismaster: ahh r u guys gay?
Mod Kingotu: You also have to do it in front of baron vonredberry
Dismaster: or perverted?
Mod Kingotu: No I just like to feel like king vitamin sometimes.
Dismaster: ok
Mod Powerpigeon: my fruity pebbles are tingling
Mod Kingotu: So are my moonstones.
Dismaster: is that good or bad?
Mod Powerpigeon: brb need to go to the toilet to pull my morning funnies
Mod Kingotu: Dont pull too hard or youll need mickeys magic to put it back on
Mod Powerpigeon: wow man i just blew total honey clusters all over the place
Mod Kingotu: Lol, stop being such a muffet.
Mod Powerpigeon: why are you so obsessed with my toasties?
Mod Kingotu: Oops. I let my secrect out that I like all berries, huh?
Mod Powerpigeon: oh dont even start
Mod Kingotu: You just dont like the thought of being around an oreo os.
Mod Powerpigeon: thats true i prefer being around organic wild puffs
Mod Kingotu: Ill just hang out with my other quangaroos.
Mod Powerpigeon: OKs.
Mod Kingotu: Yesterday I shit out the hugest oatibix
Mod Powerpigeon: jesus honey, was it in bunches of oats or what?
» when i do that i hate it when the honey combs
Mod Kingotu: Well it looked marshmellow blasted, possibly some fruit in there, maybe in loops.
Mod Powerpigeon: woa the whole optivita huh?
Mod Kingotu: yeah a real mud and bugs situation.
Mod Powerpigeon: you might need to get some surgery done on your mueslix
Mod Kingotu: Dont they use product 19 to do surgerys nowadays though?
Mod Powerpigeon: no their pep got maximize since then
Mod Kingotu: Well quakers Ohs man, quaker ohs.
Mod Powerpigeon: just make sure they dont force the most moonstones out of your puffed rice
Mod Kingotu: Whatever vector you are such a team flake sometimes.
Mod Powerpigeon: alright ya smart start just ready your brek alright?
Mod Kingotu: over my superman stars.
Mod Powerpigeon: yeah well special k red berries yo momma
Mod Kingotu: Well you can go spinkle sprangles your uncle.
Mod Powerpigeon: go ahead and give into your temptations you fuckin french vanilla
» dude i just peeled back my foreskin and found a bunch of pink panther flakes
Mod Kingotu: Was that on top of tonys cinamin cruncherS?
Mod Powerpigeon: it was closer to the reptar crunch region
» from when i popped jessica's rice bubble
Mod Kingotu: sounds like a real tiny toons adventure
Mod Powerpigeon: dismaster are you still there or are you vanilly crunchin your urkel-os?
Mod Kingotu: Maybe hes playing with his uncle sam or his undercover bear
Mod Powerpigeon: or his penis
» my cousin has this thing where he talks with a quisp
Mod Kingotu: THats really wackies.
Mod Powerpigeon: a quisp is like a lisp except totally exaggerated to pop tarts crunch level
Mod Kingotu: # Fiber One - General Mills
» # Colossal Crunch - Malt-O-Meal
Mod Powerpigeon: POWDERED DONUTZ
» PRO STARZ
Mod Kingotu: # Comet Balls - Spix/Sulava & Company (2006-Present)
Mod Powerpigeon: RICE HONEYS
» RICE KRINKLES
» SPECIAL K PROTEIN PLUS
Mod Kingotu: # Crispy Wheats 'n' Raisins - (no longer in production)
Mod Powerpigeon: SUGAR JETS
Mod Kingotu: # Fruity Pebbles - Post Cereals (1970-Present)
Mod Powerpigeon: total
Mod Kingotu: # Guardian Cinnamon with a hint of vanilla flavour - Canada - Kelloggs
Mod Powerpigeon: TOTAL
» TOTAL CINNAMON CRUNCH
» TOTAL CRANBERRY CRUNCH
» TOTAL HONEY CLUSTERS
» TOTAL RAISIN BRAN
» TRIPLES
» TRIX
» TWINKLES
Mod Kingotu: # Krusty-O's - fictional breakfast cereal, one of the many products produced from The Simpsons. This cereal was produced in limited quantities and sold at 7-Eleven convenience stores as a promotional item for The Simpsons Movie.
Mod Powerpigeon: Tony's Turboz is a breakfast cereal produced by Kelloggs. It is advertised as having balanced nutrients that make a complete meal replacement. This brand-name food or drink product-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
Mod Kingotu: # Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter Blast Cereal - Kellogg's (2006-2007)
» # Mr. T Cereal - Quaker Oats
Mod Powerpigeon: Fire and Ice, released in 1983, was a collaboration between Ralph Bakshi and Frank Frazetta, distributed by 20th Century Fox, which also distributed 1977's Wizards. The animated feature, based on characters Bakshi and Frazetta co-created, was made using the process of rotoscoping, in which scenes were shot in live action and then traced onto animation cels. The screenplay was written by Gerry Conway and Roy Thomas, both of whom had written Conan stories for Marvel Comics. Background painter was James Gurney, the author and artist of the famous Dinotopia illustrated novels. Thomas Kinkade also worked on the backgrounds to various scenes. As with 1977's Wizards, the film was rated PG by the MPAA.
» Plot From their stronghold in Icepeak, the evil Queen Juliana and her son Nekron send forth a wave of glaciers, forcing humanity to retreat south towards the equator. Nekron sends a delegation to King Jarol in Firekeep to request his surrender, but this is really a ruse for Nekron’s sub-humans to kidnap Jarol’s daughter, the barefoot, microkini-wearing Princess Teegra. But Teegra makes an escape and comes upon Larn, the only survivor of a village razed by glaciers, who offers to escort her back to Firekeep. As Teegra is recaptured, Larn teams with the mysterious Darkwolf to save Teegra and then travel to Icepeak to stop Juliana. Darkwolf faces Nekron and kills him as Icepeak succumbs to lava released by King Jarol and is destroyed. The film finishes with Larn about to kill a sub-human until Teegra stops him saying that "it's over"; Darkwolf is seen atop a cliff and then disappears. Teegra and Larn kiss as the credits roll.
» Voice Cast Randy Norton as Larn Cynthia Leake as Teegra Steve Sandor as Darkwolf Sean Hannon as Nekron Leo Gordon as Jarol William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn Eileen O'Reill as Queen Juliana Elizabeth Lloyd Shaw as Roleil Micky Morton as Otwa Tamarah Park as Tutor Big Yank as Monga Greg Wayne Elam as Pako
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
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Mod Powerpigeon: William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of LarnWilliam Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
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» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
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» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
» William Ostrander as Taro/Voice of LarnWilliam Ostrander as Taro/Voice of Larn
Mod Kingotu: # Mr. Wonderfull's Suprize - General Mills (1970s)
Mod Powerpigeon: william ostrander is also known as mr wonderful surprise
» Jerry Beck wrote, "The plot is standard [...] recalling nothing so much as a more graphic episode of Filmation's He-Man series. [...] Fire and Ice essentially stands as a footnote to the spate of barbarian films that followed in the wake of Arnold Schwarzenegger's appearance as Conan."[2]
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Mod Powerpigeon: CEREAL AND MILK
» CEREAL AND MILLLLLLLLK
» CEREEEAAAALLLL ANNND MIIIILK
» MILK AND CEREAL
» CEREAL AND MILK
» CEREAL AND MILK"
Mod Kingotu: Thank you everyone.
» I was an honor.
» Milk and Cereal.
Mod Powerpigeon: Cereal and milk.
Mod Kingotu: Cereal
Mod Powerpigeon: and
Mod Kingotu: Milk.
Mod Powerpigeon: Cereal
Mod Kingotu: and
Mod Powerpigeon: mi
Mod Kingotu: lk
Mod Powerpigeon: CEREAL PUNS
» FUCKING CEREAL PUNS
» WAS IT NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS
» GAW
» FUCKING
Mod Kingotu: D
Mod Powerpigeon: GOD
» DAMN IT
» ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
» GGGGGGG
Mod Kingotu: Also cocks.