The King is dead.

Before any of you say anything, I don't know this shit. So if this isn't totally correct for a death report or whatever...stfu.

We noticed something was wrong when King joined Scruffy's channel, and was on JTV. But was not responding.

At 11:24pm [Central] last night, Alonzo E. Burger died from alcohol poisoning from consuming a total amount of 1 (one) wine cooler.
He was found passed out on his keyboard, typing "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [etc.]" with his face.

Phoenix called the time of death.
Winter found the cause of death.
Scruffy analyzed (and hid) the evidence.

At 11:21pm, Winter began the process of CPR, to no avail.
At 11:24pm, Professional medical staff arrived. Phoenix, being part of the staff, called the death. Winter called the cause.

At 11:31pm, Winter delivered the news to the rest of skype.

"The King is dead....1989 - 2010."

At 12:44am this morning, Scruffy found that 2 (two) half-full wine cooler bottles were next to where King's body was.

The news was hard, but we all could find something we used to love about King.

He was a great man.



Oh, and fireworks penis.

Gay Panther Gaming Incorporated would like to personally thank www.tombstonebuilder.com for their help with the funeral services.